Lost and Found
One day, a man lost his wallet on a busy street. Hours later, he received a call from a stranger who claimed to have found it. Overjoyed, the man went to meet the stranger and retrieve his wallet. To his surprise, the wallet was empty. When he asked the stranger what happened to the money, the stranger replied, \"I found the wallet, not the money!\" 有一天，一个人在熙熙攘攘的街道上丢了钱包。几个小时后，他接到一个陌生人的电话，声称已经找到了他的钱包。这个男人非常高兴，赶紧去见这个陌生人，拿回他的钱包。然而，他惊讶地发现钱包是空的。当他问这个陌生人钱怎么了，那个陌生人回答说，“我找到了钱包，但没有找到钱！”Wrong Number
One day, a man tried to call his girlfriend, but dialed the wrong number instead. A woman answered and the man asked, \"Is this Maria?\" The woman replied, \"No, you have the wrong number.\" The man then asked, \"Well, do you have a boyfriend?\" The woman replied, \"No, but if you give me your number, I can find one.\" 一天，一个男人想给他女友打电话，但是电话打错了。一个女人接了电话，那个男人问，“你是玛丽亚吗？”女人回答说，“不，你打错了电话。”那个男人接着问，“那么，你有男朋友吗？”女人回答说，“没有，但是如果你给我你的电话号码，我可以找到一个。”Birthday Present
One year on his birthday, a man received an unusually small gift from his wife. Disappointed, he asked her, \"Is this all I get for my birthday?\" She replied, \"Don't be ungrateful! That present came from the bottom of my heart.\" The man replied, \"Well, next year, can you give me something from the top of your purse?\" 有一年，一个男人在他的生日收到了一个非常小的礼物，让他感到非常失望。他问他的妻子，“这就是我生日礼物的全部吗？”她回答说，“不要不知足！这个礼物是出自我内心深处的。”男人回答说，“好吧，明年，你能不能给我一个出自你钱包顶部的礼物？”文章来自互联网，只做分享使用。发布者：苇叶生活，转转请注明出处：https://www.weiyetrade.com/qita/25348.html